What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:35

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s